KURANG KERJAAN...

Aku lagi pengen mencari kerjaan ( Tapi jgn sampe kekurangan kerjaanku sampek kyk diatas..orang yang suka mengoleksi batu)

Mending aku berbagi tebak2an lucu bwt ente…( mudah2an bagi yg ngerti artinya bisa ngakak)

Suara malaikat :Yeee ni anak ngesok amat ya..baru juga bisa 1 bahasa..!!

Suaraku                :Oh iya lupa ( sambil garuk2 kelingking)

Suara malaikat :Ngapain kelingking digaruk coba..

Suaraku                :Abiess,jempolku gak gatel ( #gubrakkk)

Suara malaikat :Garing amat jadi orang..sama garingya kayak cucian yg sampe jam 2 siang kagak diangkat..!udeehh tunjukin aje tebak2annya sama khalayak ramai..

JOKEEZZ.... 

 

There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?

2 birds. The other 3 fly away!

If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be?

Dead!

What is the longest word in the English language?

"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

A liar!

Why do witches have brooms?

Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?

A blackboard

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

What letter of the alphabet is an insect?

B. (bee)

What four letters frighten a thief?

O.I.C.U. (Oh I see you!)

What way are the letter "A" and "noon" alike?

Both of them are in the middle of the "day".

What is the end of everything?

The letter "g".

What has many keys but can't open any doors?

A piano.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!