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       Fun things to do during an exam

1.      Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2.      Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

3.      Bring cheerleaders…

4.      Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level.

5.      On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

6.      As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

7.      Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

8.      Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

9.      Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

                    

10.  Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher"